Tuesday, October 03, 2006


So long

I would like the thank the Cub fan who supported me during the last four years. I'll be back, oh no, not as a Cub. Neifi says that there might be an opening as the bullpen coach in Detroit. I would make a great club house man, make sure that the beer is cold after the game. I left a note for the next manager and some magic Dusty pixie dust in the desk.
It's time to hunt and fish the rest of my life.

Thursday, September 07, 2006


Dog Days

Why do they call summer the dog days? I think September should be the dog days because I know this is the last month I will wear the Cub uniform. I don't know what to do with all these young ball players, without Neifi to help me out, I am lost. Soon it will be hunting season and me and my dog will be out in the fields. I'll be back to baseball next spring, maybe I can get a job as a bullpen coach, don't know if any team will want me as a manager after the Cubs ruin me because I'm a Black man.
Note to next Cubs manager, keep D-Lee in the line up on his birthday.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006


So long Neifi

I'm going to miss his big ass, the Tigers got one hella ballplayer. Who is going to be my house boy now, Neifi did everything I ask him to do. What am I going to do? Freddie do you want to be my house boy?

RIP Neifi

Hello Freddie.
Freddie do you cook and make fishing lures?

Thursday, August 03, 2006


Dusty says Hi

This is Neifi writing here, Dusty's Apple Ibook does not work anymore, he is in the process of finding anther computer, any suggestions? Dusty told me to tell you that he is not interested in writing much anymore and that I should fill in for him. I like to take orders from Dusty, I too would like to be a manager. Next time Dusty gets kick out of a game, I will be in charge not Dickie. Did everyone see my great plays at second base, I like second base. I am teaching Ronnie Cedeno on how to play second base, but he is a shortstop. I don't think he likes it but that OK, I will be happy to play second base the rest of the season. We got a double header today because of the rain out last night, I like to play two just like Ernie. I will eat much between the games to keep my belly and butt huge because without those assets, I am just another Dominican playing baseball. Time to clean up Dusty's office and baby sit Darren. See you at the game.

Friday, July 14, 2006


I'm still here

I was looking forward to the rest of the summer off, but NOOOO the Tribune decided to let me blow in the wind for the rest of the season. I enjoyed the All Star break even though Carlos almost broke it elbow by the Sox third base coach. Oh Yea, that whinny Prior is hurt again, what a little baby, what ever happen to playing hurt.
Get over it Cubs fans, the Cubs will suck this year and there is nothing ol' Dusty can do about it, so get off my back.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006


Is this the End?

The end is near.....
This is the End.....

Jim Hendry said he will make some major decisions during the all star break about the future of the Cubs.

Come on Jimbo, it's not my fault the team sucks, you give me all these rookies. I need more horses like Neifi. How about trading for some old time wash up players and get rid of these youngin's.
This is not the end of Dusty, I will be back. Better, smarter.

Friday, June 23, 2006


Fishing the 10,000 lakes

I was fishing in Minnesota lakes all day yesterday, damn that's good fishing. Walleyes, Muskies, and northern pike. Went on Pelican lake with some locals, they sure can fish. Maybe the Twins needs a new manager or even a bench coach. Yeah, a bench coach would work for me, I can do Dickies job and still fish every day.

There is so many fish up here they almost jump onto the boat.

Look at this one!

Oh yeah, damn I got to got to the hump dome and try to manage tonight, well I still have time to get to the mall of America and fish there.

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