Dusty Baker in charge

The agent for the great SamME is asking MLB union permission to change his contract so that his final option year salary be less. According to Jim Hendry, this means that SamME wants to be traded and is the only way another team will trade for him. They tried to get the union to approved this on A-Rod's contract last year, but they did not do it. I hear that the Mets are still interested in the great SamME.


I found this on ebay for $1.99, pre-owned. I want SamME to be Pre-Owned.
The boxes shows Sammy swinging and missing high heat and especially low outside heat.

Dodgers decided not to go for Sam-ME. They are going for another washed up player from the Mets, Piazza. No team wants that final year of his contract of Mr. Ego, $17 Million. The cheap ass Tribune don't want to eat it either, most of the teams wanted us to pay for it. Looks like we will end up with him next year. I'll make him the club house boy to pick up dirty towels, jocks and socks. I'll try to make Sam-ME beg to get out of his contract. He complained about batting 6th, well now he is going to have bench butt and maybe a pitch hitting job. I rather have Todd Hollingsworth in right then SamME big head.

New uniforms for next year. We are going to stink up the place.

I'm glad the Tribune decided to hire Bob Brenly as the new TV analyst, he will say anything that I tell him to. I'll be the puppet master like Dick Cheney is to Bush. The cry baby players will get along with him also.



I used to manage him and taught him every thing that he knows. He was also the Cubs radio guy before Ronnie.

We got a deal in the works , but it depends upon the players to OK it because they both have a no trade clause in their contract. Dodgers Shawn Green for Sammy. Green is another quiet guy and will fit in perfect. Everyone is sick of hearing Sammy's music, but Wood took care of his boom box with a cork bat. I don't know why the Dodgers would go for this, but they took Hundley. I know Green has had poor couple of years and is in a downspin, but look at Sammy. I don't mind Green being Jewish and missing a couple of the Jewish days off. Hell Sammy took way to many days off.



Thanksgiving day menu: Whatever I get to kill. Goose or South Dakota pheasants.

Sam-ME the dump truck is ready for you, headed for NYC. All aboard.


This truck is crowded, I see Steve and Chip are driving.