Dusty Baker in charge

Dusty went fishing man, this is Neifi Perez pinch hitting for Dusty.
Dusty says he don't care about the stinking White Sox or any other team that he is not the manager of. He don't watch no stinking world series man.
I watch last night's game, at least the beginning where they were honoring the great Latin players, all I got to say is that why they did not invite ME? I am Latin, from Villa Mella, Dominican Republic, right next door to Sammy and Moises. All three of us should of been there, what idiots.
Why did the Cubs beat the White Sox this year and the Ass-tros could not? They needed more Latin players on their time instead of those stupid B names.
Dusty says that we will do good this year, with me just coming into the right age to play ball.

Here is my Biography from the Cubs web site:
Neifi signed with the Cubs as a minor league free agent after spending the first half of the season with the San Francisco Giants...the Gold Glover has seen major league action in every season since 1996 with Colorado (1996-2001), Kansas City (2001-2002) and San Francisco (2003)...has a career .979 fielding percentage and has seen action at second base, third base, shortstop and catcher...was awarded a Rawlings Gold Glove in 2000...played for the Dominican Republic's Junior National Basketball team...signed with the Colorado Rockies as a non-drafted free agent just prior to the Rockies' expansion draft.
How they find out that I played basketball, that was before I got my big fat ass.

Here is what they said about my playing this year:
Perez was expected to be a backup but was pressed into a starting role when Garciaparra was injured. Perez played in the most games since 2000. His biggest hit was a game-winning grand slam with two out in the 10th inning July 24 at St. Louis. He hit .281 at Wrigley Field.

Oh yea, we beat the Cardinals little red asses this year. Did you know that I won the Golden Glove award in 2000? I use that as my toilet paper holder in the bathroom.

Dusty says he will be back in a couple of weeks to work out some trades to get rid of our young players. Bye Bye Murton. ha ha ha.

Well so long, I've got to rub my butt with some lotion, it's getting kind of dry.

I saw the last inning of the White Sox game last night. They are on a lucky roll, everything is going their way. Maybe this will keep the Cub fans off my back this year, want do you want back to back world series in this town?

Try to read this book Sox fans.

These guys like big bats.

They should wear this uniform for the opening game:

Joe checks out his bat again, I don't know about the one between his legs.

The last great sox team.

Good luck to you and wish me good luck for my next fishing trip.

Are they still playing baseball?
I'm fishing and hunting and drinking and women carousing and camping and drinking and having fun.

LA needs a manager, I wonder who they want to manage them next year?
GO GO SOX.