Dusty Baker in charge

Jim went out and got Jack Jones the singer to play right, I think I could of played better them him. At least we got a left hander who can run fast, his batting has been going down the last two years but maybe he can handle the bat using the Dusty method.

or maybe this guy....


I know a team in Boston that needs a center fielder, now that Jesus sign with the Yanks. We can get Matt Clement back for Correy Patterson because I know Kerry Wood will not be able to pitch again this year.

Now that we got this guy...
we can try to find someone for the right side, but I can't think of anyone, maybe this guy...
but I can't deal with him anymore. Maybe someone with great experience. A former MVP, someone who knows that game as well as I, like this guy....

Damn he's good looking and he can play, even today. I wonder if the Tribune would pay me two salaries? If we can't find anyone else, I better start getting into playing shape. I'll just limit myself to two 40's of Colt 45.

Looks like Furcal is going to LA LA LAnd, that's OK with me - We got Neifi.
We just need a lead off Center fielder and a power right fielder. Kenny Lofton, Dusty is calling please pick up.