Dusty Baker in charge

I was looking forward to the rest of the summer off, but NOOOO the Tribune decided to let me blow in the wind for the rest of the season. I enjoyed the All Star break even though Carlos almost broke it elbow by the Sox third base coach. Oh Yea, that whinny Prior is hurt again, what a little baby, what ever happen to playing hurt.
Get over it Cubs fans, the Cubs will suck this year and there is nothing ol' Dusty can do about it, so get off my back.