Dusty Baker in charge

Damn those Marlins are playing good baseball. They got to be one of the better teams in the league. I wish I could have a team like that, I could take the WS. Now we will face another great team with Atlanta, I can only hope that we can win one of those games. My goal this year to to be above .250 winning percentage, which I really feel that we can achieve. Hey Tribune, where is my contract extension, you would really feel bad if you lose the great Johnnie B to the Mariners.
I'm spending an extra day down here in Miami to go fishing in the keys, you know Ted Williams move down here just for the fishing, fishing paradise. Yeah man.

I knew Woody was not going to last long today, but I was wish he didn't give up those HR with the wind blowing in. He has some work to do with his location, I think we may get about ten games out of him this year. That will give us some time to get Prior to pitch his ten games.
People ask me about that bunt Neifi did to end the game. No I did not tell him to bunt, this was all Neifi. He is a genius. He saw the third baseman playing back, like they do when there is two outs in the ninth inning, and he thought he could lay one down the third base side. With his speed and super ASS power, he could make it to first before the throw. To bad his location was not as good as his brain. I can't blame him for trying. He would do anything to win for us. Don't mess with super sub.
I think they should give him the Chevy player of the game. Can't wait to see what he has in mind for the SOX. When Neifi stops playing, I will make him a coach to replace Dickie. Dickie is my token white coach, but sometimes you just have to go with the best and forget about political correctness. Am I right, man, you damn right I am.

What can I do, I have meetings and meetings, but it's all up the players to get the fire in their bellies to win. They don't have it. If we lose three in a row to the Nats, then I will be fired. Good thing is that Seattle might be looking for a manager soon, closer to my home.

All right Tribune, I'm on a winning streak. To extend my contract, please call my agent, Johnnie B. Baker he is waiting for the call. Yeah, just forget that little 8 game losing streak. Right.

Yikes, it's up to 7 now.

If we keep this level of play, I be looking for a new job. Well, thinking about it, that won't be to bad, take the year off on the Tribune dime. Six in a row ain't bad, but once we get into the teens, then I should worry. That's Cal Ripken Sr. area, he lost his job after 20 in a row.



I might rank up there with Ted Turner, Whitey Lockman, Jim Marshal, Lee Ellia, Don Kessinger, and Jim Riggleman as some of the best who managed a team.

Maddux has a 1-9 lifetime record against the snakes, why? He grew up in Nevada, he should like the desert. We only scored one run might have something to do with losing. I think we will get no hitter tossed against us this year. At least I'll be back in my home state this week. I love those California girls.



Neifi doesn't think CA girls are hot, he still likes his Dominican Girls.

Everyone has there own thing, you know what I mean. Dickie like some strange ones.

Lets get out of this town and head for San Diego.

Lost again to another left handed pitcher, damn why can't we hit those southpaws? I will have Rusch pitch batting practice to get every use to a lefty, but that would be to easy, everyone can hit Ruschy. Look at the bright side, we are still above 500. I think it's time to raid the Pirates for some good playas.