Dusty Baker in charge

Why do they call summer the dog days? I think September should be the dog days because I know this is the last month I will wear the Cub uniform. I don't know what to do with all these young ball players, without Neifi to help me out, I am lost. Soon it will be hunting season and me and my dog will be out in the fields. I'll be back to baseball next spring, maybe I can get a job as a bullpen coach, don't know if any team will want me as a manager after the Cubs ruin me because I'm a Black man.
Note to next Cubs manager, keep D-Lee in the line up on his birthday.